Christmas Themed Starters
- “Ho-ho-holy shit it’s almost Christmas.”
- “I see that you purposely gave the gingerbread men horrified expressions. I suppose it’s so we feel bad as we eat them?”
- “NO DON’T FLING YOURSELF AT THE TREE THIS ISN’T ELF.”
- “How come you’re not on top of that tree, angel~?”
- “You better not pout, you better not cry, you better be good I’m telling you why— the in-laws are coming so make a good impression.”
- “I’m not saying that you can’t reach the top of the tree to put on the star…but you could just ask for help.”
- “Did you know it’s scientifically proven that Santa won’t come any faster if you keep sticking your head up the chimney?”
- “DON’T TOUCH THE COOKIES THEY’RE NOT READY YET!”
- “So…just you and me…y'know..chillin’…totally normal except HEY THERE’S SOME MISTLETOE UP THERE WOULD YOU LOOK aT tHAT WHAT A COINCIDENCE!”
- “I brought you some hot chocolate while you wait for Santa.”
- “What do you want for Christmas again?”
- “Why does Frosty the Snowman look like a demon?”
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“Let’s drink our sorrows out with the elves and some eggnog.”